Okay, so here's a theory for you...

Okay, so here's my new theory about lesbians...well, technically it's just my theory since I never had an original one to have a new one...but anyway, you can comment on it(see how I threw in that subtle hint that you can comment on these entries) and you can do it with some sort of expertise, being a lesbian and all.
A girl has to really like herself to be a lesbian.
See, if she doesn't like herself, she can blame it on her sex, and if she doesn't like her sex, why should she want to date them?
In contrast, if she does like herself, she will presumably seek out similar people, within her own sex.

By the way...
POST.
I look like a loser cause I'm the only poster/commentor. Even though you're as much of a loser and I just have a better memory.

On a side note, my gay guidance counselor is a Trekkie who paints.
I think he's neat.